"Anon" (tjsielsistneb)
12/11/2013 at 18:58 • Filed to: None | 5 | 4 |
These would be hung up everywhere in the romance section. It would be especially good since there weren't any cameras in the book section and no one would know how they got there.
GhostZ
> Anon
12/11/2013 at 19:05 | 0 |
Romance Novels: Porn that requires you to leave the house, pay money, and spend hours of your time reading before you get to any of the good stuff.
Wacko
> GhostZ
12/11/2013 at 19:18 | 0 |
So romance novels are sorta like a date
GhostZ
> Wacko
12/11/2013 at 19:39 | 0 |
Except, unlike a date, you've at least got a good chance of getting off by the end. So there's that.
CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
> Anon
12/11/2013 at 20:59 | 0 |
For the lonely housewife, the batteries are for the thing that buzzes, also called a_____ that joins forces with a romance novel.
(Insert scene from naked gun 2 1/2 that has dr meinheimmer reading a romance novel and waking everyone else.)